If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out.
oh god i got Steve Carlsburg
I’m just going to sit and try to work out what went wrong in my lifeI got the glow cloud. So, all hail me, I guess!
i got intern dana!
Cecil Baldwin! EYYYYYYY
I’m not sure what a fictional battle station in space has to do with this, but if taking out the Emperor means taking out Metatron, I’m on board.
In an episode where we have Metatron being referred to as the Emperor (as in Palpatine) and Gadreel looking like this:
if we want to know…
'Who the hell is Bucky?'
He doesn’t consider himself a person; he’s a tool, a weapon. And then there’s Steve calling him by a name, and he isn’t quite sure what to make of that, but Falcon knocks him down and when he gets back up, he hesitates.
He’s just confused and he panics and he isn’t…
This is how you make shipping jokes in a non-shaming, non-patronizing way. <3
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
Guys. GUYS. I’m in the airport and there’s a cat! Someone has a cat in a crate and is taking it on the plane with her! What do I do? I want to see the cat but I don’t want to talk to people!
Baby Nala plying with a ribbon
i need cute bunny to rescue me